How to make friends 101

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

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4 days ago // 7,699 notes
:(((((((( #legday
Got a better one #dontjudgeme #EVODtwist #ecig
Mornin :)  #rahh #theysomotivatedtho #almostfriday
Got the day off but I don’t have anything to do so I’m a take selfies and sleep all day #dayoff #naptime
Guess who gets the day off tomorrow :) #tired #cantwait
Happy freedom day everyone #rahh #july4th
#twinsies! #LAbound #funfun
movementfromthesoul:

whitlovescakee:

movementfromthesoul:

whitlovescakee:

This #moth has been on my wall for like two days.. Im deffinitly not gonna bother him ..we got a understanding lol..

Whitney you’re a marine for fucks sake kill the moth we don’t need that shit multiplying

I slay bodies not moths -_-

My best friend’s a badass but she won’t kill a moth smdh

Lmao he left in the night though told you we had this understanding .. :)